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God and Bigfoot: Together at Last!

by Sara on 12/09/07 filed under religion

God and Bigfoot: Together at Last!

You’d probably never be convinced that God exists, no matter what happens. Even if that bush over burst into flames right in front of us, you still probably wouldn’t believe it.

Eugene Pluchart’s depiction of God, Moses, and the Burning BushThis was an argument presented to me by a theist I met at work. In a way, he was right. A burning bush wouldn’t convince me once and for all that God exists (I live in Arizona, where spontaneous brush fires can be par for the course) but if I ever witnessed something that appeared miraculous, I’d certainly be willing to explore the issue further. And I certainly wouldn’t say that NOTHING would ever convince me; if the clouds suddenly parted and God spoke to me purposely (as he did rather often in the Old Testament) I’d probably become at least a deist.

Yet, many theists seem to think that atheists are so blind to the truth that we’ll never see it, even if it’s right in our faces. I find that to be an odd accusation. I do find certain religions distasteful; for example, I would be happier if the fundamental Islam extremists don’t have the one true faith. Buddhism, however, would be a much better deal. And reincarnation sounds very tempting. I would jump at the chance to become a Buddhist…but first, someone would have to show me some verifiable proof that reincarnation really does happen

It’s not as though we atheists walk around all day denying very obvious, clearly-proven things. Recently I was skeptical of global warming, but the overwhelming evidence put forth in Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth caused me to re-examine my position. I still wouldn’t call myself a devout global warming believer, but these days I consider it a very real possibility.

I calmly told my well-meaning Christian opponent that I’d certainly be open to accepting the idea of God, just as soon as some reliable evidence could be presented. Upon hearing this, he promptly declared that even though I clearly didn’t know it, I was more of an agnostic than an atheist. Everyone nearby (including a liberal-Christian acquaintance who was supposed to be on MY side) immediately agreed. I was an agnostic; apparently, I just wasn’t astute enough to correctly diagnose myself. Apparently, these people thought that in order to be a true atheist, you most close your mind to every other possible viewpoint. If you aren’t willing to do that, well, you simply aren’t an atheist.

Atheist or Agnostic…and Does it Matter?

Theists seem to feel a great sense of accomplishment any time they can claim that an atheist might really be an agnostic in disguise (see www.wayofthemaster.com) but I fail to why this is such a go-to argument. Does it really matter whether someone is an agnostic or an atheist? Either way, that person is still not a believer. The line between agnostic and atheist is, I suspect, extremely thin. I’ve been an agnostic in the past; at that point, I felt God was a more realistic possibility then I do know, but I also just felt like stirring up less controversy when declaring my non-religious affiliation (for some reason, people react to an atheist with far greater disdain than they do to an agnostic). In reality, «atheist» and «agnostic» are just labels we give ourselves, and theists are welcome to call me whatever they like; their opinions do not change my beliefs, or lack thereof. They can go ahead and start referring to me as an evangelical for all I care; I still think God is imaginary.

I began calling myself an atheist not because I decided there was no chance at all that God existed (admittedly, I don’t have ultimate knowledge) but because I finally realized that I did not have to consider as a realistic possibility something that had never even come close to being proven.

So What Does This Have to Do With Bigfoot?

Bigfoot at StarbucksGod is not the only claim for which I demand further proof. Take Bigfoot, for example. I don’t believe in Bigfoot. I don’t hate or feel bitter in any way towards Bigfoot. It’s just that I’ve simply failed to be convinced by all of the sketchy pictures, videos and «eyewitness» accounts that claim to prove Bigfoot’s existence. I also find it highly suspicious that we’ve yet to find a Bigfoot carcass, baby Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) genuine Bigfoot fossils, etc. I can’t actively prove that Bigfoot doesn’t exist, but the burden of proof is on those who claim that he does (and the obvious lack of evidence isn’t helping their case).

Now, if we did find a real carcass of a creature that matched the general Bigfoot description, and if this finding led us to a colony of Bigfoot-esque creatures, and if the world’s leading zoologists got together and added Bigfoot to the endangered species list, well, I’d look pretty silly if I was STILL DENYING the existence of Bigfoot. And you know what? Because there would now be SOLID Bigfoot evidence, I’d have no reason to deny its existence. So I wouldn’t have to become a BELIEVER of Bigfoot; I’d just become when of the millions of people to now KNOW that Bigfoot is, in fact, reality.

Conclusion

Does my willingness to accept credible evidence-should it ever come up-make me an agnostic as far as the legendary beast is concerned? No; it makes me a reasonable, logical human being who is just trying to differentiate myth from reality. My current opinion is that there is no Bigfoot, just as there is no God. As of now, there’s no reason to believe otherwise.

If you would like me accept either as reality, please present your case.

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4 Responses to “God and Bigfoot: Together at Last!”

  1. Nick Greco

    Dec 17th, 2007

    I’d say the writer is pretty smart, and one great daughter…her dad must be proud

  2. Diane Landoll

    Jun 26th, 2008

    To me athiests and agnostics are the same: one doesn’t believe in God at all and the other believes that God might exist, but neither believe. I myself am a Christian. I am Catholic. I do believe in God, have always believed in Him, and will hopefully always believe in Him. Reading this article makes me realize that I have always know that God is with me. Not ever not believing in God, I don’t know what you feel like or what you think about. But you said that you were waiting for proof that God does exist. All of the great scientists wondered about things too, and what did they do about their wonderings? They went out and found answers, and that’s what I encourage you to do. Look for God. Search for Him and I promise that you will find Him. Please take my advice to heart and good luck!

  3. Sara

    Jun 26th, 2008

    Hi Diane,

    I agree with several of your points. As far as your comment that atheists and agnostics are the same–I would say they are similar. The only difference, in my experience, is that atheists are usually more willing to take a stand on matters of religion, whereas agnostics are usually more willing to let things go. I once considered myself an agnostic, but I switched to atheist once I decided that evidence was the most important thing to me. Still, the differences are minimal; this is why I fail to undertand why some theists waste their time arguing that atheists are really agnostics are disguise. Seem like semantics to me.

    As far as going looking for god, I also agree that god’s existence is an important subject to examine. I spend a great deal of time researching different religions, trying to see things from their point of view. I often come across Christians, is particular, who claim they can “prove” that god exists. I always eagerly check out what they have to say, but so far I have been dissapointed.

    When you say you promise that I will “find Him,” I’m curious about what you mean. Will I find evidence, or will I just feel his presence? Unfortunately, feeling his presence wouldn’t be enough for me, at this point. I was raised Catholic myself, and I can say that I did genuinely believe in god for a long time (although I was never a “true Christian” by evangelical standards, but that’s another story). However, the warm feelings I had for god turned out to be very similar to the warm feelings I had for, say, Santa Claus and Mickey Mouse (both of which I beleived to really exist at some point). The great scientists saught (and still seek) observable, repeatable evidence before a hypothesis can become a law or even a theory. In my opinion, the god hypothesis should not be exempted from those requirements.

  4. Ric

    Mar 31st, 2009

    I know I’m WAY late to your article, but I feel I have something relevant to say.

    To change from agnostic to atheist not really a great way to put it. The actual definition of agnostic is that they think the question of god is unknowable. But knowability has nothing to do with belief. So by that account, you could be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic christian.

    However, the popular definition for agnostic in reference to the god question is “I don’t know”.

    All this is for a point: You can be an atheist without a strong knowledge of science and still be unsure about things, but if you DO have a strong knowledge of science, you can know for sure that god does not exist… It is definitionally impossible.

    Sounds like a strong statement, but there are ways to “prove” this.

    1. All things in the universe have either matter or energy. if something is said to have neither, then it doesn’t exist. If it exists, it is bound by the laws of nature. Sorry theists, there’s no way around that. This goes to the “definition” of a god or god-like creature…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLlSySWuoiA for a nice video explanation of the idea.

    2. The basic assumption of science is that THING DO NOT EXIST until they “show up” to a scientifically substantial degree. This is why we don’t worry about santa, the tooth fairy, garden gnomes, bigfoot or the loch ness monster. Isn’t it funny that bigfoot and Nessie have more tangible (and more credible) evidence than god? hmmmmm…… I doubt if someone claimed to find a fossil of “god” that anyone would believe them.

    This one is important: it shows us that although we could “assume” that some things might exist, but it is ALWAYS better to assume that they don’t. once proof shows up, then we can “worry” about it.

    3. To assume things DON’T exist is a “falsifiable” claim, and thus a scientific claim. It can be proved wrong by the existence of something or evidence thereof. To assume things exist is NOT falsifiable, and thus, not scientific.

    So if we put it all together we get this… If something exists, it can’t be god, because nothing in the universe can have “supernatural” powers, rather only natural powers. therefore, it can’t be omniscient or omnipotent, because it is bound by the same natural laws as ourselves. at best it may only be a more knowledgeable creature, no more, no less.

    If we don’t see this being, it is likely because it doesn’t exist, and we don’t have to worry about it. However, if anything current system of knowledge can actually find a new life form, then hands down it is science…

    AND, because of falsifiability, Atheism is the ONLY claim (the affirmative claim that there “is no god”) that has even the POSSIBILITY of being wrong, because it is still and always will be FALSIFIABLE.

    Therefore, if god shows up and shows he’s really god (or as much as he could be, a demi-god or creator at best), then Atheists will rejoice, and then ask a metric shit-ton of questions. Since this is not a “belief”, atheists will have no problem accepting this newly discovered creature into the record of scientifically verified knowledge.

    And you’d think this creator/demi-god/architect would look at the “believers” and honestly ask “why’d you close your eyes to the truth of the universe i created and make all that other shit up???”

    So there’s a difference between subjective belief and objective disbelief, and as long as objective disbelief comports with science, then it is the superior position.

    Like you said “seeing isn’t believing, seeing is KNOWING.”

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